I just came across these DJ Khaled McDonald's commercials and they are outstanding. So many great lines. I want more Khaled commercials. Think about it...what Khaled commercial wouldn't be entertaining?
Paperclips - These paperclips the best! They BENDY! But not TOO BENDY! BUT they're STURDY TOO! BENDY AND STURDY! And they way they hold your papers together! Aw man! I used them jumbo paperclips on MY MONEY!
Sporks - Let me tell you about SPORKS! IT'S A SPOON AND A FORK! You can EAT ANYTHING WITH THESE!
Sucrets - Tell me it wouldn't be awesome to hear DJ Khaled yell "sucrets" and "lozenges."
(Talking about a McCafe Hot Chocolate) "...and then you take a sip and that whip (whop) creams on your face and even hits your nose. You don't even get mad! You don't even wipe it off! Cause you immediately go back in for more hot chocolate."
This one has two commercials. Make sure you listen to both.
(Talking about the McDonald's Dollar Menu) "You heard me last time - that double cheeseburger, like I said, when I take a bite, I look at it and I see a lot more bites left. And it's only for a dollar. Now the chicken nuggets with that barbecue sauce. I don't know about you but I know about me - I put two or three in my mouth immediately and start eating them like crazy. And you know what I do? I go back in my pocket, I more more nuggets! And I get another double cheeseburger! You wanna know why? Because it's a recession out there and I love food and it's only for a dollar!"
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